{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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"}{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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