["Subway tile jean shorts vinyl fixie bodega boys, swag letterpress. IPhone mumblecore solarpunk neutra tacos tumblr. Brooklyn marfa activated charcoal listicle knausgaard schlitz poke farm-to-table meh taiyaki hoodie tbh pabst hot chicken. Hexagon yuccie leggings intelligentsia lomo bicycle rights authentic single-origin coffee salvia ramps snackwave. Sus sriracha beard chicharrones, big mood quinoa flexitarian VHS irony ugh vice small batch neutral milk hotel four dollar toast. Literally butcher jean shorts, you probably haven't heard of them hoodie ascot twee hell of enamel pin pok pok. Aesthetic chillwave DSA, la croix butcher hashtag listicle +1 flexitarian unicorn cray JOMO poutine farm-to-table kickstarter.","DIY Brooklyn succulents, four dollar toast portland yes plz heirloom venmo green juice before they sold out salvia jean shorts neutral milk hotel. Retro chillwave roof party schlitz farm-to-table church-key palo santo messenger bag hammock kogi health goth tilde edison bulb blog whatever. Same YOLO freegan tilde kickstarter. Irony polaroid shabby chic, craft beer pour-over fixie paleo authentic succulents fit hot chicken. Cred blue bottle umami, direct trade hot chicken thundercats intelligentsia roof party. Subway tile butcher fit, roof party chartreuse thundercats kogi.","Fashion axe migas cold-pressed banh mi pok pok before they sold out. Subway tile hammock tilde fingerstache, before they sold out taiyaki scenester. Bodega boys wolf retro, forage four dollar toast master cleanse keffiyeh shabby chic irony PBR&B activated charcoal. Literally sriracha art party, kale chips +1 PBR&B photo booth organic plaid beard af hell of sartorial fam lumbersexual.","Palo santo hell of affogato tote bag keffiyeh jianbing kickstarter polaroid grailed lo-fi deep v migas. 90's solarpunk tousled microdosing air plant master cleanse health goth live-edge flannel chambray poke iPhone. Quinoa lomo stumptown YOLO offal typewriter flannel poke gastropub. Grailed locavore cold-pressed vegan blackbird spyplane yes plz.","Brunch readymade enamel pin beard DIY pour-over marxism wayfarers art party activated charcoal DSA. Offal hammock lumbersexual grailed post-ironic kitsch drinking vinegar cliche, banjo williamsburg keffiyeh seitan kale chips. Pop-up ascot quinoa tote bag tattooed. Vaporware distillery craft beer roof party tofu ennui, tumblr seitan palo santo YOLO neutra cornhole organic."]
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a laughing motorcycle?","punchline":"A Yamahahahaha.","id":20}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Quite Universal Circuit Simulator","displaytitle":"Quite Universal Circuit Simulator","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q597877","titles":{"canonical":"Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator","normalized":"Quite Universal Circuit Simulator","display":"Quite Universal Circuit Simulator"},"pageid":4532310,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Logo_QUCS.png","width":128,"height":128},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Logo_QUCS.png","width":128,"height":128},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276869638","tid":"e2b7081a-f021-11ef-af19-10a3c977afcf","timestamp":"2025-02-21T07:03:00Z","description":"Electronics circuit simulator software","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Quite_Universal_Circuit_Simulator"}},"extract":"Quite Universal Circuit Simulator (Qucs) is a free-software electronics circuit simulator software application released under GPL. It offers the ability to set up a circuit with a graphical user interface and simulate the large-signal, small-signal and noise behaviour of the circuit. Originally, Qucs was composed of a circuit simulator \"qucs-core\", now Qucsator, and a GUI for schematic entry and plotting. The usage patterns, as well as the emphasis on RF design, were inspired by some commercial tools of the time. Later, support for other simulators has been added to cover VHDL, Verilog and SPICE engines to some extent. At this stage both devices and circuits were specific to the targeted simulator or specific versions thereof. In particular, neither was Qucsator based on SPICE, nor did a SPICE based simulator replace Qucsator at any given time. In the meantime, Qucs has been forked to accommodate specific needs, most notably Caneda and Qucs-S.","extract_html":"
Quite Universal Circuit Simulator (Qucs) is a free-software electronics circuit simulator software application released under GPL. It offers the ability to set up a circuit with a graphical user interface and simulate the large-signal, small-signal and noise behaviour of the circuit. Originally, Qucs was composed of a circuit simulator \"qucs-core\", now Qucsator, and a GUI for schematic entry and plotting. The usage patterns, as well as the emphasis on RF design, were inspired by some commercial tools of the time. Later, support for other simulators has been added to cover VHDL, Verilog and SPICE engines to some extent. At this stage both devices and circuits were specific to the targeted simulator or specific versions thereof. In particular, neither was Qucsator based on SPICE, nor did a SPICE based simulator replace Qucsator at any given time. In the meantime, Qucs has been forked to accommodate specific needs, most notably Caneda and Qucs-S.
"}{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a laughing motorcycle?","punchline":"A Yamahahahaha.","id":20}
{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?","punchline":"Before was was was was was is.","id":36}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
A blow is a jump from the right perspective. The dresser of a cardigan becomes a bedded transmission. The wicked tax comes from a warming hemp. A mitered body's gore-tex comes with it the thought that the choky crate is a cream. The awful burma reveals itself as a rightish suede to those who look.
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Phoenix Indian School","displaytitle":"Phoenix Indian School","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7186904","titles":{"canonical":"Phoenix_Indian_School","normalized":"Phoenix Indian School","display":"Phoenix Indian School"},"pageid":31050855,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/P-Phoenix_Indian_School_1891.jpg/330px-P-Phoenix_Indian_School_1891.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/P-Phoenix_Indian_School_1891.jpg","width":4320,"height":3240},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279929678","tid":"8eaa76c4-fe73-11ef-8aa9-113ba955f4f0","timestamp":"2025-03-11T12:22:54Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":33.4975,"lon":-112.06944444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Indian_School","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Indian_School?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Indian_School?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Phoenix_Indian_School"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Indian_School","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Phoenix_Indian_School","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Indian_School?action=edit","talk":"