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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}

{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}

{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}