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{"type":"general","setup":"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?","punchline":"A nervous wreck.","id":258}
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The intentional balk is a tactic used in baseball. It involves the pitcher deliberately balking in order to move a baserunner from second base to third base, in order to prevent sign stealing.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?","punchline":"Before was was was was was is.","id":36}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Michèle Flournoy","displaytitle":"Michèle Flournoy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q622219","titles":{"canonical":"Michèle_Flournoy","normalized":"Michèle Flournoy","display":"Michèle Flournoy"},"pageid":893029,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Michele_Flournoy_official_portrait.jpg/330px-Michele_Flournoy_official_portrait.jpg","width":320,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Michele_Flournoy_official_portrait.jpg","width":2400,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280241304","tid":"3b1b6a03-0004-11f0-b51d-7eb66da9e2ca","timestamp":"2025-03-13T12:11:02Z","description":"American defense policy advisor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mich%C3%A8le_Flournoy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mich%C3%A8le_Flournoy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mich%C3%A8le_Flournoy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mich%C3%A8le_Flournoy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mich%C3%A8le_Flournoy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mich%C3%A8le_Flournoy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mich%C3%A8le_Flournoy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mich%C3%A8le_Flournoy"}},"extract":"Michèle Angélique Flournoy is an American defense policy advisor who served as deputy assistant secretary of defense for strategy under President Bill Clinton and under secretary of defense for policy under President Barack Obama.","extract_html":"
Michèle Angélique Flournoy is an American defense policy advisor who served as deputy assistant secretary of defense for strategy under President Bill Clinton and under secretary of defense for policy under President Barack Obama.
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